No charge today — card saved, charged only when we ship. Draw fires at 50 orders or August 1, whichever comes first.
CHOOSE YOUR PACK
HOW IT WORKS
Pre-Order Your Pack
Pick your pack and enter your card details. Nothing is charged today — we save your payment method securely via Stripe and collect it when your order ships.
Get Instant Crew Access
Every pre-order unlocks free access to the Stink Slayer Crew — weekly fishing reports, hotspots, tides, and exclusive content. Yours free until the draw fires.
Draw Fires at 50 Orders
When we hit 50 pre-orders, the winner is drawn. One order wins the full prize pack free — everyone else's order ships and their card is charged.
WHAT'S IN THE PACKS
01
The Shirt
Heavy cotton tee with the bold Stink Slayer back print — Est. 2025, Southern Cross, built in Australia for the people who earn their stink. Unisex fit, runs true to size.
02
The Bath Salts
You've earned the soak. Epsom salt and magnesium pull the ache out of tired muscles, sea salt strips the grime, kaolin clay deep cleans the skin. This isn't a bath bomb. It's recovery. Australian-made for fishos and tradies who actually earn their rest.
03
The Bar — FREE
The original Stink Slayer bar. Cuts through fish, bait, fuel and sweat smell instantly — without drying your hands out. Use it on your hands, your gear, your boat. Included with every pack.